MOVIE REVIEWS

Just like regular people, sometimes I like to see movies. So I figured I'd start reviewing them here so you guys would know which ones are worth seeing.

No Country For Old Men
When going into this movie, I thought I was seeing "No Grumpy For Old Men," the long-awaited third installment of the "Grumpy Old Men" trilogy. Boy was I wrong. Nonetheless, a hilarious romp.

Dragon Wars (D-War)
I can only describe this movie as the Bowling for Columbine of dragon movies. A must own.

The Rise of the Silver Surfer
Okay, I think I went into the wrong theater.

The Chronicles of Narnia
I understood this movie right up until those kids went into that big closet. Then things just got weird. Talking lions? Never seen that in my closet. Supposedly some guy wrote a book about this movie. And supposedly the Christian church really likes this movie because it has strong references to that story in the bible where some kids go in a closet and find a lion.

Brokeback Mountain
What can I say about Brokeback Mountain? It's a beautiful movie. I laughed, I cried, I had sex with a dude.

King Kong
So I thought that this movie was a totally new movie, but as it turns out, it's just a newer, fancier version of some movie that came out a bunch of years ago called Jurassic Park.

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