TEAM SUBMARINE : About

   
 

Team Submarine is Nate Fernald (left) and Steve O'Brien (far left). Hailing from different parts of New England, they met in Chicago and currently live in New York where they do comedy at places that will let them. Their shows can best be described as "Grown men throwing things at each other while words come out of their mouths." To see what some people have to say about Team Submarine, go here. To see what Team Submarine has to say about Team Submarine, look no further:

Nickname:
Nathan Fernald, Goopy Jones

Favorite Food:
Anything with pizza on it.

Sense Of Touch:
Aggressively sexual.

Thing You Love:
When animals do things that people do (i.e. wear costumes, file taxes)

Thing You Hate:
PARENTS, TEACHERS AND RULES.

Favorite Album (At The Age Of 10):
Anything on Jammin' 94.5 FM.

You Party?:
If by party you mean throw down and bro down, then yes.

Best Comeback:
"You have a huge vagina."

How Are Things At Home:
I haven't seen my kids in six weeks.

Best Quote From Your Mom:
"I will download your face."

Jude Law:
Now that's a law I'm willing to obey!

Hardest You've Laughed:
Probably when I went back and read my answers to this survey. HOW AM I NOT GETTING PAID FOR THIS?

What's Gross?
The fact that dogs have periods. Not happy about this at all.

Most Recent Thing You've Learned:
That computers have a delete key. Before I figured that out, whenever I'd make a typo I'd just buy a new computer.

Name Of Bully In Junior High:
Zach Braff. Though I hear he's gone on to do some great things.

Guilty Pleasure:
Murder and hard drugs.

Hero:
The Police

Guitar Hero:
The Police

Rock Band:
The Poli...ah, fuck it.

Gears Of War 4:
Should have been called "Gears Of 4." Am I right ladies? Or nerds?

Scene It: Pop Culture Edition:
Pop culture edition? All Scene It games are pop culture. It's called scene it, as in movie scene or television scene. What a stupid question, Steve.

Emergency Contact:
(508) 366-4680

Proud Of That Time I...
Sold a guy a really shitty desk for $30. I told him I wanted $50, and let him "talk me down" to $30.

Describe Yourself In One Image:

Nickname:
Steve-O-Beevo, The Ranger, Patricia

Favorite Food:
Pizza. Chicken Pot Pie with a side of apple sauce is right up there though.

Sense Of Touch:
Pretty good I think. Would you even realize if you were losing that sense? Then again, sometimes I notice bruises and cuts and have no idea what happened.

Thing You Love:
Movie Previews. They tell a story in 2 minutes. It doesn't even matter if they are good movies or not.

Thing You Hate:
My girlfriend says I hate cats. I don't hate them, I just have zero interest in them. And they're judgmental assholes who need to see what it's like to live in the real world where people don't wait on you hand and foot just so you can turn around act like you're better than them.

Favorite Album (At The Age Of 10):
Back To The Future soundtrack

You Party?
Yes, my butt is actually on ecstasy right now.

Best Comeback:
"Yes sir." But I say it sarcastically... in my head.

How Are Things At Home:
Great I think. Why? Have you heard anything?

Best Quote From Your Mom:
She thought "Mr Holland's Opus" was called "Mr. Opus' Musical." She deserves a trophy.

Jude Law:
Oh you gotta love Law! Fucking 'The Holiday' is badass! Alfie is like his Bourne Supremacy baby! Classic Law!

Hardest You've Laughed:
My friend Tyler Wolf-Ormes doing celebrity impressions makes me fall down laughing. They are so bad and he hates doing them because he knows I'm laughing at how terrible they are. It's an artform. His Adam Sandler impression is like an effeminate monster trying to whisper a secret to you. I love it.

What's Gross?
I use to be a dishwasher and my friends would pretend to eat the leftover food and that would cause me to gag. Their goal in life was to get me to throw up. "Networking" is pretty gross too.

Most Recent Thing You've Learned:
I just learned that the girl who played Becky on Roseanne for one season is the same girl from Scrubs. I've only watched those shows a handful of times each but for some reason that blew me away. I'm blown away fairly easily. Don't tell me about how blackholes work, I won't be able to handle it.

Name Of Bully In Junior High:
Mike Doyan. He was kind of my friend at the same time though. Sometimes we'd go to the mall together and then other times he'd steal my clothes during gym class or throw clay at me in art class and then I'd get in trouble for some reason.

Guilty Pleasure:
Makeover shows. I'm a sucker for the before and after shots. I can't help it.

Hero:
Bill Murray, Jim Henson.

Guitar Hero:
I took guitar hero lessons in 7th grade. I never practiced and got really embarrassed at my recital.

Rock Band:
I like how there is always a room at parties now where there are three people quieting playing together. It's the same feeling when you walk into a room where people are doing hard drugs and you just feel weird because they are in their own world. You juat walk in, apologize for interupting and then leave.

Gears Of War 4:
It's weird to watch your really, really nice friend get really into shooting people in the face.

Scene It: Pop Culture Edition:
I think Nate owns this but we've never played it.

Emergency Contact:
What if your emergency contact was your dealer? That means you have a problem. "I don't know his name, I just have this number and he always calls back with a place to meet. He's my best friend."

Proud Of That Time I...
Haggled a guy from $50 to $30 on a desk set. That's a very dad thing to be proud of.

Describe Yourself In One Image:


 

 
 
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